“She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.”
– Alexander McCall Smith, The Sunday Philosophy Club (via larmoyante)

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“Well, I give people the same answer and I mean it from the bottom of my heart. If you want to make God smile, tell Him your plans. And so I’m going day to day, both in my job and in my life. When you have reached the number that I have reached, you don’t take tomorrow for granted at all. I do know that I have spent a great number of yesterdays; I know my tomorrows are limited and we will just treasure them one at a time and see how it plays out.”
–

Vin Scully

(via herlinda13)

(Source: therojasspoils.wordpress.com, via diaryofahappyfatass)

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feministdisney:

an unexpected, beautiful rant. If I were you? I would read it all.

nom-chompsky:

ugly-feelings:

sometimes i just want to get a fake orange spray tan and bleach my hair blonde and wear hollister and a&f and american eagle and uggs exclusively and wear frosted…

(Source: volatile-bodies)

A Quick Guide to Whether a Woman Owes You Something Dude: I want to know if a woman owes me something.
Guide: Well, did you enter into a loan contract with a woman, providing her with goods or money that has not yet been returned?
Dude: No.
Guide: Hmm. Well, do you have some other contractual agreement to provide goods or services in exchange for a compensation that has not yet been made?
Dude: No.
Guide: It doesn't sound like a woman owes you something.
Dude: What if I sent her a private message on this web forum we both post at.
Guide: Ah. She doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: Well, what if I sent her a message on a dating site. That's just be rude to ignore.
Guide: She doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: Isn't it just common courtesy to write a detailed explanation of why she won't respond favorably to me after I've messaged her five times?
Guide: She doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: What if we go on a date and I buy her dinner...
Guide: Doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: Or if we've been dating a few months, and...
Guide: Doesn't owe you shit.
Dude: Well, how about we're married and I'm in the mood...
Guide: She. Doesn't. Owe. You. Shit.
Dude: Shouldn't I at least be entitled to some sort of...
Guide: Don't owe you shit.
Dude: Well, I don't think that's very decent.
Guide: She still won't owe you shit.
> This is so fucking sexist.
It's sexist to suggest that men aren't entitled to women's time, attention, comfort, and sexuality? Uh, no. No, its not. Women owe men nothing in return for their attention. Nothing.